When the carnies are in town, join the carnival
I have followed that advice and become a carnie. I haven't signed up for just any old carnival; as I've suggested before, it is the greatest of the great. If carnivals are man's highest calling, then this is man's highest carnival: The Philosophers' Carnival.
The show is taking place right now at Ciceronian Review and I'm giving a Pascal-based performance. Step right up and take in the attractions.